Achmed Dead Terrorists - subtitle and translation

It is lucky I found the show with subtitle,

but there are some words or phrases I thought 

they are difficult to understand because they are 

slangs. Therefore, I translated they to Chinese and

explained. Finally, I hope all you can enjoy and have

fun on this show.



以下有口語穢言，小朋友趕快離開唷。



infidel 異教徒



terrorist 恐怖分子



God damn it 他媽的(這個翻譯比較傳神)



Allah damn it 因為回教的主是Allah 所以他把God改成Allah



suicide bomber 炸彈自殺客



flesh wound 皮肉擦傷



what the hell? 到底是怎麼了



son of bitch (自己查字典，我不想翻譯)



karate 空手道



stuckwards (我找不到)



Holy crap 哇靠(很像我們驚訝時講的語助詞)



ligaments 韌帶



Walter 另一個玩偶的名字(可以在youtube找一下)



scare 驚嚇



crap 大便(口語)



scare the crap out of me 嚇得我屁滾尿流



he has gas 他放屁(我猜的)



fart 屁(口語)



Saddam 海珊的名字(前伊拉克總統)



Saddam's Master gas was nothing compare

to a Walter fart. 

跟瓦特的屁比起來，海珊的屁根本沒什麼。



flu shot 流感疫苗



virgins 處女(此處指處子)



a bunch of 一群、一夥



I've been screwed. 我被晃點了



Clay Aiken 美國星光大道男歌手之一(就像台灣的蕭敬騰)



freaking suitcase 怪皮箱



Lindsay Lohan 美國女演員兼歌手(在機場有過特權沒被拘留)



Jew 猶太教人



racist bastard 種族歧視的混蛋



toss a penny 丟一分錢



Catholic priest 天主教的傳教士



it offends people 這會冒犯別人



knock-knock joke 敲門笑話(我懂，但是我不會解釋，自己google一下吧)



nice facility 良好的設備



it used to be 以前是的



motto 座右銘

We're looking for few good men.我們在找幾個壯丁

We're looking for some idiots with no funture. 我們在找沒有未來的白癡



recruits 新成員



suicide hotline 張老師自殺專線



horrible 糟透的



premature detonation 過早引爆



I set the time for 30 minutes and then all went of in 4 seconds.

You know what't that like, right?

Mister Hurricane. 疾速俠先生

這邊請自行聯想男人四秒鐘就......(真糟糕，這個Blog被汙染了，18禁)



I went over my units. 我用完我的易付卡點數



I took the Verizon bastard with me.我把Verizon那傻蛋也拖下水了。

(沒住在美國，看過美國電視廣告真的不知道笑點在哪裡？我也不知道怎麼解釋)



flying car parts 飛來飛去的汽車零件



Prius 在美國很暢銷的Toyota汽車型號



lunch box 便當盒



Klondike bar 美國巧克力餅的品牌 我沒吃過



Muslim 回教徒



stinky Halloween decoration 發臭的萬聖節裝飾品



Washington Monument 華盛頓紀念碑



It looks more like a tribute to Bill Clinton

他看起來比較像是在稱頌Bill Clinton. Don't ask me why,you know.

Happy Valentine's Day

Hey, all you guys~ Happy Valentine's Day!



In this day, you should go out to have a meal with someone,

such as your friends, your valentine, or lovers. Please do

not be like me, staying in the library all day with my

valentine, TOEFL BOOKS, is not a good plan.



By the way, I also give you an extreme funny show.

This show did not have subtitle, but you can understand 

it if you pay attention on it.



Achmed-the dead terrorist








Have fun in Valentine's day~ if you do not know, 

I will translate it for you, but it probably after

2 or 3 months for now.

  

Right Back Where We Started From

If you want to learn for beginning and like listen to musics, 

trying to listen to English musics you like is the best way. 





This song I wanted to introduce to you is nice 

because its lyrics are full of many meanings I like.

Moreover, this is the song with bouncy beat,

and it has positive meanings in its lyrics.

Anyway, just click the links and enjoy listening to

if learning Englsih well is not your purpose.





Listen to the origin:

http://www.youmaker.com/video/sa?id=d628e831a65f4732bd0edaac1ac51de1001



Listen to the one of Army Navy:

http://www.imeem.com/armynavy/music/ZMdPqiVA/army_navy_get_right_back_where_we_started_from/



Lyrics:

Ooh, and it's alright an it's coming on

We gotta get right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get right back to where we started from



Do you remember the day (that sunny day) 

When you first came my way

I said, no one could take your place

And if you get hurt (if you get hurt)

By the little things I say

I can put that smile back on your face 



Ooh, and it's alright and it's coming on 

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from



A love like ours (a love like ours) 

Can never fade away

You know it's only just begun

You gave me your love (gave me your love) 

I just can't stay away, no, no

I know you are the only one 



Ooh, and it's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from



You gave me your love (gave me your love)

I just can't stay away, no

I know you are the only one



Ooh, you know it's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from



It's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from



It's alright and it's coming on

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

Love is good, love can be strong

We gotta get it right back to where we started from

[中文] 如何打電話給我

寫了這麼多篇英文，應該來寫一篇中文文章。如果文筆不好，

請多多包涵。



打電話到美國的手機或室內電話是很大的學問，當初我也摸索

了很久，對了！這篇不是打給建銘看的，真的不是因為他才寫

這篇文章的。





※台灣打美國(用台灣手機或市話)

請撥已下號碼002-1-617-9554032



a. 002這三碼是國際冠碼，002和009是中華電信，006是台灣大，

   任君選擇。



b. 1這一碼是國碼，美國的國碼是1，台灣的是886。



c. 617是美國的區域碼，617隸屬波士頓，波士頓還有857開頭。

   附帶一點，美國的手機與室內電話都是10碼，號碼是以地區

   分類，跟台灣手機用電信公司分類不一樣。



d. 美國866開頭的號碼是免付費的號碼，跟台灣的0800一樣。



※台灣打美國(用SKYPE打)

請撥+1-617-9554032

這簡單多了，SKYPE沒有國際慣碼的問題。





※美國打回台灣(用手機打)

011-886-912-345678



a. 011這三碼是國際冠碼，美國撥國際電話的冠碼，沒問題吧。



b. 886這一碼是國碼，台灣的國碼是886。



c. 注意了，接下來撥手機或市話請省略0，舉例說明，09XX的手

   機號碼開頭就直接播9XX，播台南電話(06)XXX-XXXX就直接撥

   (6)XXX-XXXX，反正把0拿掉就對了。



很簡單吧，不過費率可就不便宜了，

台灣手機或市話直接打美國一分鐘約5元台幣，尚可接受。

美國手機直接打回台灣，一分鐘1美金，切身之痛。

不過要是透過國際電話卡，播回台灣市話一分鐘只要0.0l美金，

便宜多了。



這樣大家應該就知道怎麼撥電話給我了，

特別是建銘，你應該很清楚吧。^_________________^



p.s.

打給我之前要注意時間，我的時間跟台灣差13小時，

如果你一不注意在白天打給我，我很可能會在半夜接到你電話。

Be a host of myself

From now on, I will be a host of myself.



I won't belong to anyone except to myself.



I won't be controlled by anything including myself.



I won't be influenced by any unreasonable emotions.



I won't care about too much what is not necessary for me. 



I am I, not you, not him, not anyone anymore.

 

My weaknesses were died at this moment.  



 Angus exsiting before said,

"Angus existing in the future,goes to be the Angus you want to be."





After having meditated several days,I were back, 

but I knew I am different from prior me.

Change is indispensible, isn't it?! 

Take my breath away

click to listen to the music.

http://www.youmaker.com/video/sa?id=8940f271056b4b8a8fab8f25b7d368d2001





This is a song came from the movies" Top Gun".



When I listened to this music, it recalled me many memories.



However, these were not wonderful memories, instead, the terrible memories about loss.



By the age increased, I felt more fearful to lose.



I were feared of losing dreams, losing friends, losing everything I want.



Recently, I have had nightmares almost every night. 



I dreamed I failed in test then went back Taiwan and got nothing.



Therefore, I am afraid of the feeling of loss.



I hope I can take everything I need, such as the tests, love, money, careers, and my future.



Loss, get out my life!

PEOPLE.

Liar is a person whose mind is full of many conflicts.

騙子只是一個內心充滿衝突的人。



Indecisive person is a man who thinks over circumspectly.

優柔寡斷的人只是思考過度縝密。



Narcissism is an action someones love with oneself.

自戀是跟自己戀愛的表現。



Narcissistic people just love themselves more than love others.

自戀的人只是愛自己比愛別人多。



Sensitive person is meticulous in his/her feeling of life.

感性的人擁有刻劃人生細節的感情。



Sensible person have the privilege to get rid of the sensibility.

理性的人有著拋開感性的特權。

leave...

I will leave a long while 



I will cut off all contact for some time 



I did many things wrong recently



keep silent won't hurt someone 



leave here and go to somewhere to meditate



I will come back when leave is not necessary

Perfume and Fragrance

The memory of the smell is the most ancient memory.



It always makes people to recall the deepest memory,



especially the memory in the subconscious,also the 



memory which mankind don't face. 



As soon as people love the perfume, it means he has 



ancient secrets in his mind,and the secrets are that 



he misses but not want to face.  



嗅覺的記憶是最古老的，它始終能讓人回想起最深層的記憶，



尤其是潛藏在潛意識底下的記憶，也是人最不願面對的記憶。



一旦人喜歡上香水，代表著他內心藏著許多古老的秘密，也是



他所懷念卻不願面對的秘密。

IF you want to study in Boston University

If you want to study in Boston University (BU), you should 

prepare a lot of medical document before you came to USA,

or you will pay a huge bill to do same thing in BU.



※Getting the immunizations proof.

1.download and print out the document

   HEALTH HISTORY AND PHYSICAL EXAMINATION REPORT

   http://www.bu.edu/shs/forms/health.pdf

  WHICH IMMUNIZATIONS YOU NEED

  http://www.bu.edu/shs/required/imm-requirements.pdf



2.Take those two document to BIG hospital.



3.It needs ONE OR TWO WEEKS to finish whole process.



4.Finish the HEALTH HISTORY AND PHYSICAL EXAMINATION REPORT 

  and make sure the physician sign the document, 

  especially the BOSTON UNIVERSITY IMMUNIZATION FORM



5. IF you finish the medical examination in Taiwan, it spend almost $100 USD.

    IF you do it in BU, you should spend $ 555 USD only get the vaccines.

    see the website http://www.bu.edu/shs/fees/fees.shtml



中文解說

到波士頓大學(BU)念書前，包含語言學校，一定要先在台灣做好預防針接種，

不然就得花近五倍的錢在BU接踵預防針。



預防針接種步驟如下：

1.下載下面兩份的資料

   健康歷史與身體檢查報告

   http://www.bu.edu/shs/forms/health.pdf

  要接種哪些預防針

  http://www.bu.edu/shs/required/imm-requirements.pdf



ps1解說一下健康歷史與身體檢查報告這份文件好了，

     第一張是學生基本資料，剩下的就空下來吧。

     第二張是健康狀態，給醫生填的。

     第三四張很重要，有關疫苗的事，請交給專業的醫

     師，記得第四張填完要醫師簽名。

     第五張是心理健康諮詢，跳過。

     第六張是結核病的診斷，只要三個問題是回答NO，

     就不用擔心了。

     第七八張是腦膜炎疫苗接種棄權書，如果你沒有住

     校就不用管他了。



ps2解說一下要接種哪些預防針我們是international Students，

     要接種1. MMR兩劑(要相隔一個月才可以打第二劑，但是

     只要找出證明小時後打過一劑，就可以只要打一劑。或者

     再打MMR之前先驗是否有MMR抗體，如果有只要打一劑。)

     2.在十年內接種Td 或Tdap(破傷風、白喉、百日咳) 

     3.三劑的B肝抗體(可以抽血驗抗體)

     4.五年內接種過腦膜炎抗體(要校內住宿才需要，可填放棄接種聲明書)



2.帶這兩張表格去大醫院的家庭醫學科。

   如果要接種腦膜炎疫苗，請先打電話問疾病防治中心那家醫院有疫苗，

   台南區只有成大醫院有而已。



3.整個過程需要一到兩週的時間，請提早處理。



4.完成健康歷史與身體檢查報告所有表格，最後要確認醫師簽名。



5.這樣的檢查在台灣不到100美元，在BU光所有疫苗接種就要555美金。

   疫苗費用見如下網址 http://www.bu.edu/shs/fees/fees.shtml

   B肝疫苗一劑75美金 (要三劑)

   MMR一劑65美金 (要兩劑)

   腦膜炎一劑125美金

   Tdap一劑75美金



Anyway，不是麻煩省錢就是花大錢。